“Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.” Let’s get something out of the way early; I did not expect Piranha 3DD to be a good movie in any way when I sat down to watch it. After riding the high of its...
The most wonderful thing about the 80’s is there seems to be no end to tiny treasures you can find. There’s something to be said about the spirit of the 80’s, with film in particular. Whether it’s action, comedy, or horror the charm always hits me hard....
Voltron’s back! Lucky for fans, he’s returned on the seemingly unstoppable media machine that is Netflix. Debuting on Friday June 10, Voltron crash landed on the streaming service with an hour-long pilot episode and ten 20-minute episodes. We follow five teens who find themselves on the other...
“He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146 From the moment I began watching Hannibal,...
“My Uncle Albert was balls deep into Jesus.” For metalheads, there are plenty of movies we love. We love films with extreme violence, brutal warriors, demonic creatures, and satan. The list of films I’d call metal is long but we haven’t had a movie quite like Deathgasm...
Total… bodily… dismemberment! It’s always fun to look into an actor or director’s past, especially one who has reached critical acclaim. It’s fascinating to see where they started and how far they’ve come. Today I’m going to look at a film from the early years of the...
“How come you never scream when we have sex?” Some say third time’s the charm, but for the Friday the 13th franchise, that’s definitely not true. The third entry in this long lasting franchise, titled Friday the 13th Part 3, succeeds in being almost as bland as...
“Let’s send these fuckers a Rambo-gram.” What better time is there to dive into a pool of cheesy camp from the 80’s than the Halloween season? If you’re one who can stomach the best of the worst, this film may be up your alley. I’m talking about...
“…the Spirit of Evil is trying to enter this room, but have no fear, the fires of death will guard us.” Since I took a look at some of the best horror films of the last decade, I decided to go way way back, all the way...
“Fuck me next to your dead mom then.” On the Empire or Jedi podcast, there have been a few films to become infamous over the years. Anyone who has listened for a few episodes probably knows at least one. They’re used frequently as a hyperbolic barometer to...
